I would like to DJ for a wedding, do everything like normal, but play a klingon song when it's time to introduce the maid of honour for her speech. Just loud enough that it gives the nerds a giggle, so that everyone else is annoyed because they think they're laughing at the maid of honour.
I feel starting a fight at a wedding would honour Kahless.
16 Comments
crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 12d
"glory to you and your spouse."
mercano@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 12d
A Klingon dad joke. I’d call it a Worf joke, but this joke is good.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d
That would require Worf wanting to be a dad.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 12d
Meanwhile, during the reception
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 12d
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 12d
I feel dumb for laughing so hard at this
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 12d
I would like to DJ for a wedding, do everything like normal, but play a klingon song when it's time to introduce the maid of honour for her speech. Just loud enough that it gives the nerds a giggle, so that everyone else is annoyed because they think they're laughing at the maid of honour.
I feel starting a fight at a wedding would honour Kahless.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 12d
In Klingon culture, that's how you start orgies
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 12d
Before or after the wedding?
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 2 pts · 11d
Yes
crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 12d
wedding d.j.: plays baba oreilly
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 12d
“CLEARLY SHE IS THE STRONGEST AMONG THE FEMALES!”
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 11d
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 12d
"made of honor" sounds dangerously close to saying that Kahless isn't the supreme beacon of honor
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 12d
How so? A table is made of wood, but I wouldn't call it a tree.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12d
majQa'!