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7 Comments

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Front butt?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Lower horn.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d

I always keep my phone in my front pocket.

I've literally had this happen to me 4 times, with emergency services no less.

I was sanding the rusty roof on my old beater car, prepping for sealant and primer.

I never dialed 911.

Who knew that 08 is mapped to emergency services in the USA?...

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I was out fishing with my wife, on our kayaks. Hot as hell out, so I'm sweating a lot. I had a light weight button up shirt (sweat wicking) on. Phone in the front pocket, facing my chest.

Sitting close to my wife in the shade of a tree, and we heard a faint ringing. I pulled my phone out of the pocket and it was calling 911. Apparently my sweaty nipple called 911.

Got 3 call backs and waved at a cop that drove by the spot we were fishing on the river.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2d

I had an old slider phone when I was working in the bush one winter. It was stuck in the chest pocket of my coat, and SOMEHOW it dialed 911. I only noticed because I could hear the weird clicking of the operator recording the call. Funny how that stands out in a forest, and not your own breathing, or the chatter of your crew mate.

TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 3d

This should have been the .gif

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d

Cockdial