subs rule food NSFW

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23 Comments

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 22 pts · 2d (4 replies)

I dunno, I'm pretty sure coffee counts if you drink enough.

mappe@moplemmy.fyi · 9 pts · 2d

Trying to survive on nothing but coffee is my kink.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2d (2 replies)

No, you have to chew while drinking

mappe@moplemmy.fyi · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I don't like my coffee THAT strong!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1d

coffee with pulp

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2d

Literally 1984

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2d (1 reply)

What about burger shaped candy? 👉👈

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d

Well, technically they are sandwiches, too

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 13 pts · 2d (8 replies)
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d (5 replies)

It's very low on protein. Source

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 6 pts · 1d (4 replies)
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I'm sorry.

Let me fix this:

If you swallow a shitload of cum, you get some protein. So keep on sucking!

Disclaimer: but don't use it as a substitute for food

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 20h (2 replies)
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 14h (1 reply)

Or get some beans

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 1 pts · 1h

I don't follow. Do you do something sexy with the beans?

blackberry28@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

That's actually not true

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 1d
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TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2d (3 replies)

raises paw make a sandwich? Does making one for my dom count then? :3

nialv7@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2d (2 replies)

If your dom fed you the sandwich then yes

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2d

Cute :3 I could make that work uwu

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d

What if it is fed by spitting? (You know, how some animals feed their youngs)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2d

TIL that none of the meals I've eaten before 12 hours ago counted as real food 😔

AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d

Idk, blowing my boyfriend after he eats a sandwich seems like real enough food to me :P
Moar candy 😋

AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Idk I've blown Simeon's been full and eaten pussy and been full

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 4 pts · 2d

Wait putting down the candy and making a sandwich doesn't count as real food?

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2d

But what about candy? What about gum hamburgers?

WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d

Listen I'm a domme, I just have really bad interoception