No words

https://moneywise.com/investing/stocks/president-biden-warns-nuclear-armageddon-top-stocks-to-consider-if-tensions-keep-rising

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CombatWombat@feddit.online · 20 pts · 8d (4 replies)

I think this is my biggest frustration with people who ask me what stocks I'm short to indicate that I think the "AI boom" is likely to fully destroy society. If I thought Biden was going to usher in a nuclear Armageddon, there's no way to indicate that to markets because any position I take only pays out if I believe there will be the global financial infrastructure to pay it out. The only position I could take is going long nuclear fallout shelters, and that's only if I think life in a bunker is superior to seeing the mushroom cloud myself while wearing a cowboy hat, drinking bourbon and listening to country and western, and saying quietly to no-one in particular "happy trails, partner." Plus who can afford enough land to build a proper shelter anyway?

ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 8d (2 replies)

I'm told the only correct position in such situations is to put one's head between their knees and kiss their ass goodbye.

thousandyardstare@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 7d (1 reply)

Reminds me of this ad from 2002 for Tribes Aerial Assault.

nerfarenablast@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 7d

Oh man, such a good game.

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 7d

If i had a nuclear shelter (honestly I'd settle for tornado) stocked to keep me going for 30+ years, I'd just lock the door today. Since I don't, I'm leaning towards hedonism and living more short term excess while riding the line of long term stability.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 7d

I know it's three years old but the companies are Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics and Northrop Grumman

alapakala@quokk.au · 7 pts · 7d (1 reply)

2023

what is it now?

join@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d

less than it’s going to be next year :)

Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d

The apocalypse may be tomorrow, so try these shades of camo to match the season!