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16 Comments

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

:'(

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

me

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

you

jdr@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Jokes on you, my puppy just stands on the pad, pisses on the floor, shreds the pad

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

phone bad

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d (4 replies)

wait, the dog is holding a mobilek

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d (3 replies)

this makes no sense xd

is it supposed to be an allegory of how you sit on the toilet for 40 minutes doomscrolling?

j-g00da@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

it's better because puppy pads are for incidents i guess (dogs are not supposed to just shit on your floor i think), so this is an allegory of how you shit on the floor for 40 minutes doomscrolling

pmjv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

this is so good, i wish i made it

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

yeah i think the puppy pad company is collecting the dog’s data

sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Dochhole. Nein, you.

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

they don’t bother putting out pads for me anymore.

j-g00da@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

even dogs are not safe

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

on the internet nobody knows you’re standing on a puppy pad

qrstuv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d (1 reply)

yeah and what about poop

sl@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 6d

sorry, it goes quick, next time get here early to snag the best bargains