c/suspiciouslyspecific · by elboyoloco@lemmy.world · 3ySuspicious Poop - Created the whole community because of this. 120 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Xylinna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?
rcmaehl@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
My guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Honestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.
ConTheLibrarian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.
STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Haha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods
What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao
RoadkillUgly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Bears shit in the woods.
Bears eat people.
Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.
STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Hard to run from bears with your pants around your waist too.
FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Soulent green?
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.