I'm sleepy, tell me a bedtime story

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15 Comments

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. The end.

pieguy@horp.sciops.net · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Clear & to the point, no risk of waking myself up needing to be all analytical. Good one!

plus it has a happy ending

j-g00da@horp.sciops.net · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

i would read you some entries in my dream journal, but they are too wicked and fucked up

Well how am I supposed to judge that if you don't share them?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Once upon a time, I fucked your mom.

The end.

🥺

….dad???

I feel strange

qrstuv@horp.sciops.net · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

This bedtime story has a happy ending

cathfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Really like this one to fall asleep but it's not available right now.

pieguy@horp.sciops.net · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

What's the clown's favourite donut type?

Potatoes chicken nuggets with extra jelly

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Biblio Shoppingbag did a good job!