c/asklemmy · by JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 2d

What's a favorite, humorous riddle of yours? (I'll start)

I thought of this one as I was walking to the supermarket, and I think it works. Probably been watching too much Bennett Cerf lately, but he's becoming a great favorite of mine. Here goes:

A group of men inside a courtroom.
All happen to be... uh, rather well-endowed.
What would they be called?

I'm sure someone here can figure it out. If you do, please use spoiler tags in your comment?

And what are your favorites?
(either self-created or by others?)

EDIT: Couple downvotes in, and they seem to be negative. So... people on Lemmy hate riddles, I take it..?

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_deleted_@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2d (2 replies)

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler A hung jury :::

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Swift! Now you, mate?

eightpix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

I was going to put a modifier in front of the adjectives... oh, well....

ImmortalColeSlaw@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2d (6 replies)

I got one, it's definitely stolen from an old Nickelodeon TV show so bonus points if you can name the show!

What's weightless, can be seen by the naked eye, and if put in a barrel, will make it lighter?

::: spoiler Tap for Answer A hole :::

::: spoiler Tap for Show Nickelodeon's Are you Afraid of the Dark - Pilot episode - Tale of the Phantom Cab :::

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I totally remember that episode. Snick was my shit.

Also, from the same episode. How far can you walk into a forest?

ImmortalColeSlaw@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 19h (1 reply)

I don't remember the show answer but

::: spoiler my answer Half way because then you're walking out of the forest :::

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 16h

That was exactly what the answer was!

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Argh, I only caught a bit of Nickelodeon TV, back around 1990, when I was lucky-enough to receive the former tenant's subscription. (or however that worked)

Is it specific to "Nick?"

ImmortalColeSlaw@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

No, it's just a general riddle. One simple enough you kick yourself once you realize lol

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d

Nice one! I love 'think outside the box' riddles like that.

Unfortunately, I only came up with helium balloon, which works, but isn't a fraction as clever. 😕

ImmortalColeSlaw@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d (4 replies)

I think his is a great post personally. However my mind went completely blank on riddles the second I opened this comment... Crap lol

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Well, thank you. I must have pissed a couple people off with my post, but I didn't mean to.

I really loved the funny riddles from the Hobbit book. Remember that?

ImmortalColeSlaw@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I think most people just read the "joke" and missed the whole riddles part altogether.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

And yet, I don't WANT to spend all that extra time trying to convince the Dude-Bro crowd that... whatever. It's like, these days, they are so hopelessly paranoid about AI such that the merest idea in their heads leads to complete runaway thoughts.

Confession: I am NOT a trained psychologist. I'm NOT quite sure what to do with... these people.

Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2d

Let em be

RecursiveParadox@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

You would like Blane the Train in the second of King's _Dark Tower _ series.

He's sentient hypersonic train (monorail if I remember correctly) left over from a fallen but very advanced society, and our Gang of Merry Heroes must answer his riddles to stop him from jumping his track and killing himself (and our Gang of Merry Heroes).

Edit third book: The Wastelands.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d

In terms of a game situation, my first introduction was the Hobbit chapter "Riddles in the Dark," in which Bilbo trades riddles to save his life. I read that long ago and it made a big impression on me!

elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h (3 replies)

An old one from an RPG a long time ago.

Buckets, barrels, baskets, cans

What must you fill with empty hands?

::: spoiler spoiler Gloves :::

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 15h (2 replies)

Since you said "RPG," I came up with:
::: spoiler spoiler Gauntlets ::: I like that first line, though. At first I imagined thrusting empty hands in to those containers in order to scoop out nuts, grains, fruit, etc.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h (1 reply)

IIRC part of the gimmick in the game was that the word length had to match. Combination locks on chests, maybe? It's been a while, but somehow a couple of the riddles stuck with me.

Another one was

With sharp-edged wit and pointed poise

I can settle arguments without a noise

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 13h

::: spoiler A sharp blade? :::

Ah, I remember one now I made up a looong time ago:

What cools as it warms,
Moisturizes as it dries,
And oxygenates as it de-oxygenates?

Nefara@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (5 replies)

I wrote a little rhyming riddle a long time ago, it's not really funny but might as well share it

Air without and air within
Rainbows play upon my skin
What am I?

CentauriBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15h (1 reply)

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Bubble? :::