Eagleburgers

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15 Comments

f314@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 21h (4 replies)

I wanted to screw up the Social Security system

Is this the closest we’ve come to a real life Bobby Tables?

13igtyme@startrek.website · 29 pts · 20h

Doing health care software, I've come across a patient with the last name Null.

Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 18h (1 reply)

There's a guy in new york that gets every ticket filled out incorrectly because his license plate isNULL

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h

He should ask the guy from California for help with what to do

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19h

Nah, that's a pretty normal republican opinion nowadays

horus_son_of_isis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 20h

"fuck over my kids to own the libs." It all started with that c7nt Nixon.

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 20 pts · 21h

That mother failed her sons from the start

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 17h (1 reply)

Most American name to me is American McGee

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16h

most Russian names to me are Igor Vodkain.

Kudusch@startrek.website · 12 pts · 17h (1 reply)

I think I would believe some pretty implausible things when formatted as a Wikipedia screenshot.

(this one is from wikipedia.org)

village604@adultswim.fan · 7 pts · 18h

Better than what George Foreman did to his kids.

nabladabla@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 10h (1 reply)

In Finland giving siblings the same first name is explicitly illegal.

000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 6h

This is no longer the case since 2019

DougPiranha42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h

Reminds me of the Paul Garners from Beloved. There is something cruel (or worse) about denying the personality of your kids.