Pleistocene Lemmy Rule

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14 Comments

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Was this dude properly freeze dried, or did the person making the facial reconstruction just make an extremely bold choice for hair?

casmael@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

I think I’d be right in saying that in general, the Saxons seem to have worn their hair long and sported moustaches, but not beards. At least, that’s my understanding of what the historical record indicates.

Rayspekt@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y

the entrance to his tomb was a big 'stache

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

he was trapped inside a giant egg during Stonehenge

Streptember@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

You're 10k years off the Pleistocene.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, I really misread the date on the meme. Oh well, I'm committed.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Probably meant 15000. Not saying that's correct either, depending on how long the Pleistocene lasted, but at least its closer 🤷

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But the saxons were indeed about 1500 years ago

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh ok 😁

Streptember@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If he was a Saxon, then 1500 is the only option that makes any sense at all.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Unless we're talking about the band, in which case 1975 and onwards works. I'm pretty sure that's after the invention of the electric bass, though

dingus@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y

Not enough weird moles on his face.

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
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populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

he would totally do that thing bassists do where they go buabokang on the bass

MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I knew David Crosby was old, but wow.