Lol yeah. My cat will never let me forget to feed her. But I've killed so many plants. If I'm late with feeding my cat, I feel really bad about it. When the plants die because I thought I'd give gardening another go, I kinda just... don't feel anything.
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krey@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
SquareBear@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
What if all you want is a shrubbery? (Ni!)
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Or a second one so you can have a nice path down the middle.
pagshile@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
A path! A path!
odium@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Gonna forget it exists for a week? Cacti.
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
More like a long but tormented life of barely subsisting on the smallest amounts of water possible.
Death is too sweet and quick for my houseplants :)
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Me hitting on women at the bar on a Monday
Subject6051@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
rbhfd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I was gonna say something like "me adopting cats", but you already topped it.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Shane Dawson moment
dan1101@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Plants call her the green widow.
kapx132@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I mean, if you give this a long enough timeframe (decades) then this also applies to when you meet your future spouse at the bar.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Your journey to Valhalla will be arduous, Basil The Thirsty
TrustingZebra@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
My family offered to give me plants for my apartment. I said please no. It's too much responsibility and I'll know I'll forget.
I prefer dogs. They at least can bark when they need something. Plants don't.
CoderKat@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Lol yeah. My cat will never let me forget to feed her. But I've killed so many plants. If I'm late with feeding my cat, I feel really bad about it. When the plants die because I thought I'd give gardening another go, I kinda just... don't feel anything.
Pfnic@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 2y
I mean this applies to pets too
rayyyy@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Tendency to overwater (non-chlorinated) and little sun - lucky bamboo
PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Your first issue is that those are outdoor plants. They probably need 6-8 hours of direct sun.
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Is this AI?
MxM111@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
Came back? The lady goes shopping with her own plants?