Years and years ago we had the safe on Reddit and everyone talked about what could be in it. I don’t remember ever getting to find out. We definitely need updates after all this is done.
According to my doctor - after diarrhea, it takes about 5 days for the digestive system to start working properly again (because the bacteria has to build back up to enough). So that would be my recommendation. Have diarrhea and then it doesn't really matter what you eat after that, the poster would be back home again before they had to worry about pooping.
As someone who has diarrhea anytime I'm going to be in a stressful situation - I can testify that it takes me about a week to "form" poo again.
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mizu6079@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 3y
victron@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
Ok, I'm following you, I don't want to miss anything. Btw, are you going to post a photo or something? Asking for a friend.
mizu6079@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
victron@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I don't know lol something to remember this historic moment, the food you packed, a toilet meme lmao
mizu6079@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
TheRaven@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 3y
Years and years ago we had the safe on Reddit and everyone talked about what could be in it. I don’t remember ever getting to find out. We definitely need updates after all this is done.
JWBananas@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
It was empty
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-mystery-vault
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Start? When will it end?
mizu6079@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y
TheCatfish@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
o7
regular_human@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I'll take an extra shit just for you, buddy. Godspeed o7
Seven@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
o7
doofer_name@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
I will help you bear this burden F̸r̸o̸d̸o̸ ̸B̸a̸g̸g̸i̸n̸s̸ mizu6079. As long as it‘s yours to bear.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
For anyone that wants the template I just made:
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 3y
That's a high quality template, thank you for your service
Skullfurious@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
I don't get it anyone care to explain
idusces@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
For your reading pleasure
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
I was going to say that if someone takes “pleasure” in that, they have issues - but hey, it’s a funny thread.
Apparently I’m the one with issues. Oh well.
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Shinhoshi@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 3y
idusces@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
What do you mean?
asjmcguire@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
According to my doctor - after diarrhea, it takes about 5 days for the digestive system to start working properly again (because the bacteria has to build back up to enough). So that would be my recommendation. Have diarrhea and then it doesn't really matter what you eat after that, the poster would be back home again before they had to worry about pooping.
As someone who has diarrhea anytime I'm going to be in a stressful situation - I can testify that it takes me about a week to "form" poo again.