No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.
If you want to first drink a disgusting concentrated solution of chloridic acid that would literally burn your mouth... That's how far you can realistically get. It's closed after that
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IHeartBadCode@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y
No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.
Neil@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I'll....take your word for that.
ccdfa@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt. Those things will suck the intestines right out of you.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And then never had calamari again once they broke free
fluxion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Maybe once all the intestines get sucked out you'll become straw-worthy?
trampel@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y
Well yeah. biologically speaking we are all just really complicated moving donuts.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
So topologically speaking as well?
MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Play being a giant and use a prawn as a straw.
MxM111@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
That would be quite shitty straw…
Redex68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
No they're a candelabra
Zeth0s@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If you want to first drink a disgusting concentrated solution of chloridic acid that would literally burn your mouth... That's how far you can realistically get. It's closed after that
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Like getting a fly in your piña colada that got stuck in the straw
NewPerspective@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
applies chapstick
giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
That’s my kink.
FederatedSaint@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That would be one hell of a cleanse!
mayonaise_met@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
Humans are donuts.