How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a pair of Linux ones, but I had to make them myself, and then everyone told me I was wearing the wrong brand, and that theirs is better. The Apple ones were even worse, though. I had to buy proprietary feet just to wear them, and when I broke my foot my doctor told me that he wasn't certified to repair it.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I tried to install Linux on an old pair of Nikes and I have never once gotten Bluetooth to work.

guriinii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Infected with Windows.

sunnie@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

please say these aren't real

Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

You're right, it's too late now.

Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

I know dr sholes makes anti bacterial, maybe start there

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Don't mind the virus have you installed Microsoft edge? Microsoft edge has great features such as Microsoft syponing more data from your pc etc. Microsoft bullshit

eldelao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Nice, Blue shoes.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Sanitizer

Rachel@derp.foo · 1 pts · 2y

It’s already endpoint protection.

z500@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

They already do. But every now and then when you try to put them on they won't lift off the floor because they're installing that update you've been putting off.