have you seen this tree?

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16 Comments

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You don't know how old I am.

AliceTheMinotaur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your 42, so do not panic

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Or possibly 7.5 million years.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Oh shit. I'm able to see this tree in the image. Halp! I don't wanna be in prehistoric times! They don't have good porn!

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Quick, do some of this it might fix the timeline!

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He coulda had it all had he just stayed for 10 more seconds 😔

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

"What's a doughnut?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh look, it's raining." Doughnuts fall from the sky

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We don't know that, maybe there's awesome porn and we're all missing out

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Stonehub Cave has some of the finest hand carved erotic scratches around.

Damage@feddit.it · 1 pts · 2y

Oh yeah I've downloaded a bunch of them on my stone tablet

LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Technically Lepidodendron wasn't a tree, it was a fern. A fern that had bark and grew to 100 feet tall, but a fern nonetheless.

sndrtj@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Lycophytes aren't ferns.

Also tree ferns - not trees, but superficially resemble them - still exist.

At the same time, the largest extant lycophytes are maybe several tens of cm large, with most being far smaller.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

It's just not-aged-enough coal which I use to power my smart phone box to look at the tree that will be transformed into that very same piece of coal.

tetris11@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı'nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.

Translation:

I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the police

Source:

yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 2 pts · 2y

The giving tree?

FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!