And don't touch anything else on your way there.

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14 Comments

infinipurple@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y (7 replies)

My OH is terrible for this. She'll lick her fingers and touch everything without washing her hands, it's disgusting.

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Your off-hand?

Sinaf@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Other Half" would be my guess.

infinipurple@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Correct!

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I laughed way too hard at this. TY

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You're welcome

Sharkwellington@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y

Divorce the gym and hit your lawyer.

Neil@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
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Zozano@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Who's made these comics? I've seen a bunch before and they're great, but never found a source.

fiah@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)
big_slap@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

these are fucking hilarious, thanks lmao

flicker@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

That bit about "What would your father say?" Is actually my life, but the exact words I remember include "pink-o commie bedwetter" for some reason.

Heh.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

I have no idea. This is one of the very few comics I've seen floating around without a signature or watermark to the source.

RupertMcClanahan@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I even use chalk on my thumbs sometimes, especially when its hot

perviouslyiner@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
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Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I'm slapping his face orange. Loser has to clean the nasty dorito controllers.