Why the barbarian is best when fighting illithids

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theodewere@kbin.social · 48 pts · 2y

DM: okay barbarian roll for your Brain Dodge

Barbarian: IT'S INTRACRANIAL ATHLETICS!!

DM: whatever

Barbarian: just gotta develop the right muscles

Wizard: <snortle>

DM: we're all impressed with your physical dedication

Barbarian: EXTREME dedication

DM: yeah just roll your brains already

Rogue: his what dodge?

odium@programming.dev · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Thick skull: brain can block

solivine@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y

Undead: no need for brain, immune

massive_bereavement@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brain parries and counter attacks!

TwilightVulpine@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y

Squid man is poisoned from dumb

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Those illithids were scary in The Dark Elf Trilogy.