Oh lord, are we back to beans again?
What? Aren't we doing beef stroganoff? Dammit. I thought I was caught up.
Bean stroganoff
Holy shit
We never left
So are you guys into black or pinto beans? I'm a lentil man myself.
Do lentils count as beans, or just pulses? I'm personally a garbanzo fan myself.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Who's there?
And the duck fell out of his bag!
Then the lighthouse radioed back "We are a lighthouse. Your call."
The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea
You don't gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.
This is better than my joke
Or, I'd never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Both of these replies are better than what I said haha
Once you go black you never go back
Just like magick
Human beans
Lentils give me the nastiest farts
20 Comments
FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 2y
Oh lord, are we back to beans again?
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
What? Aren't we doing beef stroganoff? Dammit. I thought I was caught up.
SuperIce@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Bean stroganoff
wlsnt@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 2y
Holy shit
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
We never left
soren446@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Imbrex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
So are you guys into black or pinto beans? I'm a lentil man myself.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Do lentils count as beans, or just pulses? I'm personally a garbanzo fan myself.
hockeyboss77@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
200ok@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Who's there?
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And the duck fell out of his bag!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Then the lighthouse radioed back "We are a lighthouse. Your call."
BrickTamland@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea
WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You don't gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.
BrickTamland@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
This is better than my joke
hockeyboss77@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Or, I'd never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
BrickTamland@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Both of these replies are better than what I said haha
MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Once you go black you never go back
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Just like magick
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Human beans
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lentils give me the nastiest farts