In 1,000 years will it matter that a man became a woman or vice versa? Will the endless waves of time be parted by a surgically constructed penis? Will the eddies of eternity reverse if a woman has a penis? Surely, existence at large cannot weather gender obsolescence.
5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.
What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...
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Sanctus@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 2y
Anon is an egg
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
The gender rabbit egg
Udonezo@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 2y
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
In 1,000 years will it matter that a man became a woman or vice versa? Will the endless waves of time be parted by a surgically constructed penis? Will the eddies of eternity reverse if a woman has a penis? Surely, existence at large cannot weather gender obsolescence.
dept@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
depends which flavor
populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
what, you egg?
aelwero@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y
5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.
What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 47 pts · 2y
So cute!
Alivrah@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Go full Vegeta
lars@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
🤔
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 2y
This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.
DradoTheHobbit@lemmy.eco.br · 24 pts · 2y
Mommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
omgarm@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 2y
Time to get a second mother.
NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml · 14 pts · 2y
So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.
subignition@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings
Swemg@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Guess he just needs to break both his arms
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Bro same