It all started after the dads moved to Aurora, Texas and opened a tacos shop. It ended with city hall mysteriously burning down
It all started after the dads moved to Aurora, Texas and opened a tacos shop. It ended with city hall mysteriously burning down
14 Comments
dirtypirate@kbin.social · 83 pts · 2y
Steal $767k and bounce one state over and there's no penalty other than "don't go back to Texas".... neato
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
That's not a penalty, that's a reward.
bufordt@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y
All my warrants are from Texas,
And Texas is a place I used to love to go,
But all my warrants are from Texas
That's why I hang my hat in Colorado.
DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
This has potential.
Ragnell@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Wish I could offer more than my upvote and my boost for this.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 54 pts · 2y
If God hates someone it sure as hell ain’t gay people.
chemicalprophet@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y
Go gay dads! Go gay dads! GO!
Zaktor@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 2y
Now imagine the financial misdeeds that could be uncovered with a taco truck on every corner. That is what they fear.
Thassodar@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Not just any taco trucks. Trucks run by gay men. Spooky stuff.
anewbeginning@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Embezzled 700k and is homeless. I guess money you didn’t earn is quite useless.
Uncle_Iroh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Nah, it's quite useful. You just can't buy a house n shit. Best you can do is nice stuff
TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
If anyone deserves to be homeless, it's that miserable looking bitch. Fuck her, and Greg Abbott is a piss baby.
Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
I love happy endings.
match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
This reboot of Jonny Quest is the weirdest one yet