What's your favorite insult that doesn't sound like an insult?

You continue to meet expectations...

25 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

colournoun@beehaw.org · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”

JCSpark@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

I love this one. It takes a moment, but it's good!

thegiddystitcher@beehaw.org · 7 pts · 3y

This question makes no sense because I'm British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

RandomVanGloboii@feddit.it · 5 pts · 3y

My relationship with you is going almost well

animist@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Per my last email

kevin@l.1in1.net · 2 pts · 3y

"As I've mentioned previously" is my go-to

Acetamide@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.

JCSpark@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

"govern yourself accordingly" would likely have been on there, I imagine

bluen@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y

Doing it your way will also work…

phlemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Your dress is very popular!

Fubarberry@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

You're at the top of the bell curve.

Mydispo@midwest.social · 3 pts · 3y

Bless his/her heart…

fratermus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods" -Samuel Johnson

fluffman86@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Well, at least you're pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

erbs@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

"well done you"

loehwe@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3y

"This tastes ... interesting"

Lemminary@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Out of all the _____, this is one of them!