Anon accidentally gentrifies their neighborhood.

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16 Comments

Serinus@lemmy.ml · 189 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They were gonna raise the rent anyway.

ladicius@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y

That's the most real comment in this thread.

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 26 pts · 2y

That's the real reason the crackheads left.

dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 169 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Rookie mistake

EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why is the landlord in the air?

Red5@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Private jet

EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Aight, shoot it down with incredible violence

Omgarm@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Time to sell crack and make everything shit.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Nah, just fire off a pistol in your backyard every month or so

PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Even better form a township with other like minded folks where pistol firing is at night is a guaranteed right per the town charter. If the charter is changed "substantially" then the charter is dissolved and a new town has to be created with 100% participation from the people living there. If no charter is agreed upon, all public services and taxes are paid to you and controlled by you. The Karen's and corporate landlords who were upset by the guns suddenly find they live in an unincorporated fiefdom, have no garbage collection, municipal water, potentially electricity, sewer, or any other societal niceties. They leave, and you are free to re-incorporate with like-minded comrades.

Obviously the trick is to get the original charter approved by the county/state.

colin@lemmy.uninsane.org · 15 pts · 2y

are you describing the history of an actual town somewhere? or am i just reading someone's extremely vivid daydream?

match@pawb.social · 12 pts · 2y

I would like to subscribe to your twitch channel

vox@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

i thought you said "everyone" (not "everything") the first time i read this comment

HerbalGamer@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 2y
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NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml · 24 pts · 2y

Now do this to the landlord

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y

This was honest crack dealers because they never shot the drone down, and never followed it and found out who picked it up.

Papercrane@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y

Soooo, no more cheap rent for anon