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c/196 · by uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2y

Rule of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest,

And now you know it's a thing.

150 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world

5 Comments

fiveoar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.

I think this one is my fav

sfcl33t@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y

That is so painful to read, in the best way

ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi · 10 pts · 2y

Banger after banger

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I would like an AI language model to be trained only on these submissions.

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You can be god damn sure I've just submitted one.