Showing off

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16 Comments

Localhorst86@feddit.de · 68 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.

PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I need the forklift to lift my magnum dong.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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asbestos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The point is to be comfortable and enjoy sex. You could fit a melon in a normal condom but if it could talk, it’d tell you it ain’t good

nxfsi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)
affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

he is absolutely going to town on that cigar

Maultasche@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Klaus?

Haui@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y

Plötzlich Klaus

Nacktmull@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.

RandomStickman@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for

RomeCallen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ya I drove a couple and never got a card. I feel cheated

Algaroth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

better drop a few extra certification cards just to be safe

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Woahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Bro do you even lift?

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y

Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong