c/memes · by Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 2yShowing off 850 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Localhorst86@feddit.de · 68 pts · 2y
"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"
_Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Tja
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y
Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.
PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I need the forklift to lift my magnum dong.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
asbestos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The point is to be comfortable and enjoy sex. You could fit a melon in a normal condom but if it could talk, it’d tell you it ain’t good
nxfsi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Meanwhile in real life:
affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
he is absolutely going to town on that cigar
Maultasche@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y
Klaus?
Haui@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y
Plötzlich Klaus
Nacktmull@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 14 pts · 2y
Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.
RandomStickman@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for
RomeCallen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ya I drove a couple and never got a card. I feel cheated
Algaroth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
better drop a few extra certification cards just to be safe
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Woahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.
craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Bro do you even lift?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y
Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong