I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.
As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.
Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.
And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.
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Davel23@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
Last couple of times I was in the hospital overnight I asked for a set of earplugs. Best decision I ever made.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
They have small "overnight" bags with earplugs, eye covers, etc you can ask for.
Blurghglurgh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Based on a true story? What did you do, OP??? 😳😳😳🤩
EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 11 pts · 3y
Work to save energy!
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
But work almost always uses energy. Be lazy and do less to save energy. A machine that beeps less does less work.
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 7 pts · 3y
I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y
As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.
Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.
And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.
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moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 3y
Plus, it was mostly Kif's fault.
EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
Since he got pregnant by that woman, oh man, I think the toilet seat is like the uncle or something, he is not the same.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
"The patient died due to complications."
"What complications?"
"Work-sleep balance."
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y