Anon doesn't grasp rock, paper, scissors.

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toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y (14 replies)

try surviving razor leaves or a hydro pump irl

corus_kt@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Better odds of surviving until hospitalisation than eating a Flamethrower or Fire Blast

Niello@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Razor leaf is like having hundreds of knives thrown at you simultaneously. Hydro pump you basically die almost instantly. There’s a reason water jet can be used to cut metals.

AtomicPurple@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (9 replies)

The water jets they use to cut metal only work because the stream is so narrow. Hydro pump is more like getting hit with multiple full-blast fire hoses at once

AntiHeroChris@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Blastoise Pokedex entry reads as follows: "The rocket cannons on its shell fire jets of water capable of punching holes through thick steel."

and the entry of Mega Blastoise: "The cannon on its back is as powerful as a tank gun. Its tough legs and back enable it to withstand the recoil from firing the cannon."

I'm pretty sure thats enough force to kill someone instantly.

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (7 replies)

enough force to kill someone

It's never enough to kill you. A water jet comparable in power to a tank shell hits you in the face, you're maybe gonna faint at worst. A literal God brings down the fury of heavens upon you, and you're just knocked out cold with a bruise that the local ER can heal free of charge.

520@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (6 replies)

What do you think a water jet strong enough to cut steel is going to do against flesh and bone?

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

This explains it in great detail

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Found this article about this Turtles with cannons: an analysis of the dynamics of a Blastoise’s Hydro Pump

I don't know if it's right but interesting nonetheless

Ryumast3r@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

A firehose for comparison is usually minimum 200psi. Close up would hurt really badly but the chances of dying aren't great. At 20ft away you'll just get really wet. Their numbers aren't wrong but the analysis of what the numbers mean is probably pessimistic for the Charizard.

CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

True, water has never killed anyone

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Water is actually the safest place to drown

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I do always feel rather safer drowning in water vs a mile in the air or at a volcano. But I'm afraid of heights and allergic to lava so I may be biased.

thehatfox@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pick Charmander, it eventually becomes Charizard which is

big lizardy looking thing has large wings breathes fire

and also

is not Dragon type cannot learn Fly

Gen 1 was great but it often didn’t make a lot of sense.

SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org · 26 pts · 2y

He could learn Fly in the Yellow edition then you could transfer it to red/blue.

But yeah, Gen 1 had all kinds of issues.

PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Mean while rhydon is like fuck it ,let's swim there

pigup@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Played only once, was Blastoise, no regerts

13esq@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I played several times.

My favourite move set was bulbasaur.

PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I'll cook that stupid flower frog.

DemBoSain@midwest.social · 13 pts · 2y
vomitself@lemmy.film · 10 pts · 2y

Anon doesn't know about Gen 1 Leech Seed abuse.

pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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azulavoir@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I think this is completely intentional design. Picking charmander was literally intended to be the OG challenge run