Bard doesn't need a reason

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10 Comments

meteotsunami@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Scrambled porn in the eighties had about this much pixelation... Nostalgia.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

See, kids? This is why you don't screenshot text and save it in a jpeg.

Nahlej@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Getting some real Spice Channel vibes from this

Rexelpitlum@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 3y (5 replies)

So.... what is the actual answer?

Pazuzu@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 3y

I honestly don't know myself. I would hazard a guess the answer is nothing. I also would have accepted a musical rest.

PangolinPaladin@social.fossware.space · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This was the closest riddle I could find

I am the sound of silence, I am the bringing of doom, too much of me and you’ll be swept away, swept away like a great broom, the cold is my place of living, and the heat is taken away, taken away by my magnificence, I live in both night or day, I am unseen but very much alive. Who am I?

The answer is the wind

DaedalousIlios@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y

Tbh, if it's not that, it's gotta be a Dark Brotherhood reference.

Rexelpitlum@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3y

l really like that one. Probably not the solution but nonetheless a great riddle! ... Except the broom of course, that's silly...

Archpawn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

He was supposed to sing 4′33″.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I would find it hilarious if the DM made the bard roll for performance.

I would find it even more hilarious if the bard rolled a nat 1