You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩
One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances
This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.
18 Comments
stu@lemmy.pit.ninja · 28 pts · 3y
You are the king of Lemmy shitposts, Greg.
freeman@lemmy.pub · 11 pts · 3y
just trying to drop some little greglets off at the pool. Or maybe one massive greglet. Jury's still out on that one.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Both literally AND figuratively!
Stache_@beehaw.org · 16 pts · 3y
What, you guys don’t also sit down when you pee?
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 14 pts · 3y
Nah I only pee handstanding
freeman@lemmy.pub · 4 pts · 3y
I pee via sonar.
djvinniev77@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Rock a piss from the other side of the room...
DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net · 13 pts · 3y
The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!
abcd@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! 😂
Greg@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 3y
I'm jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?
abcd@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩
Greg@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3y
radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y
Decentralised poop
abcd@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances
DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net · 5 pts · 3y
And, when we sit down, we're all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.
Greg@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.
abcd@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
This is great 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Quills@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y
Oh noo, greeg!
But you've done it, the lemmy viralization, props to that o7