Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
Relationship advice: that's a red flag.
Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
“And they were roomates”
They saw the article before you did
😲
💩 😌
🫥🔪😢
Damn! They weren't lying.
I'm their roommate and I can confirm this
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
I didn't have any before the incident
So there was an incident?
...anymore.
Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.
Damn is it really that crazy of a change
21 Comments
Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee · 65 pts · 2y
Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
odium@programming.dev · 22 pts · 2y
Relationship advice: that's a red flag.
Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
Belgdore@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
“And they were roomates”
roon@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
They saw the article before you did
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 38 pts · 2y
😲
💩 😌
🫥🔪😢
Damn! They weren't lying.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
I'm their roommate and I can confirm this
victron@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
victron@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
SternburgExport@feddit.de · 38 pts · 2y
Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
Hazrod@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 2y
God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
SternburgExport@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
SternburgExport@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
I didn't have any before the incident
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
So there was an incident?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
...anymore.
Koboldschadenfroh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Wumbologist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.
T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Damn is it really that crazy of a change