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c/lemmybewholesome · by Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca · 2y

You're looking amazing today

66 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org · 47 pts · 2y (8 replies)

that's really not how this works

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not even a little bit...

Sure, people want to bang the most attractive people they can, but that doesn't mean only attractive people are banging

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Also keep in mind people drank like fish until fairly recently, so...

STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i mean this is probably true to some small degree but if I went back in time I would just be kind of above average... and probably very tall depending on how far back you go

Nepenthe@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh, I'd be tall as shit. Probably look alright. Bit of chub, all my teeth, no disfiguring scars.

I'd also have no interest in dressing to conform, though, which in some cultures did a lot to cover up the physical differences that made one person more or less physically desirable than another.

Depicting yourself as anyone other than a person of your exact sex in your exact station was punishable by anything from a hefty fine to death, depending on the place and era, so even without the personality, I wouldn't be tall for very long.

STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

true i might lose approximately 1 head length in height due to my femboy tendencies

Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

On a large enough scale, sure it does!

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Citation needed.

thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y

That's not how it works. Scaling up the population doesn't change the fact that there's no evolutionary pressure involved.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm fat and I have a big Jewish nose. So I don't know how popular I'd be in Ancient Egypt.

glimse@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

"You got a big nose but...damn look at that belly. You must be rich, that's pretty hot"

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Meanwhile the Ancient Egyptians

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

There's a spelling mistake on line 5.

Norgur@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Hab! Those are about the lewdest limericks I've ever heard. But don't say number two in public... holy smokes!

HotDogFingies@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Big noses are hot

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

OP username checks out. The offspring of Carlton Banks and Bebefuct Cumberbatch could not fail to be gorgeous.