c/memes · by ndr@lemmy.world · 3yI'm a horrible person 248 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
NapoleonBonaparty@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 3y
Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb
ndr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I wish I could patch my brain firmware.
No, brain, the hyenas are not gonna eat me alive if I make that mistake again — stop tormenting me!
nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I've done so much that keeps me up sometimes. Worst part is, IT'S NOT 20 YEARS AGO. It happens like EVERY DAY AAAYKHSRJUREFGHEWDGMGH
MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Everytime I get one of those thoughts I end up saying "I like doo doo" out loud, so I break that thought with another infinitely cringey thing and continue the process forever.
illectrility@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
What did you do?
ndr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
According to my lovely brain, most of my actions are cringe ☺️
HairHeel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y
the key is to do a new cringey thing every couple years and dwell on that instead.
JoeKrogan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
No, horses are terrible people
ndr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Hi, Bojack
Late_Settler@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y
I'm used to seeing her make period jokes. My first read of it was that her uterus was punishing her for eternity, or until menopause.