I'm a horrible person

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NapoleonBonaparty@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb

ndr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I wish I could patch my brain firmware.

No, brain, the hyenas are not gonna eat me alive if I make that mistake again — stop tormenting me!

nei7jc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I've done so much that keeps me up sometimes. Worst part is, IT'S NOT 20 YEARS AGO. It happens like EVERY DAY AAAYKHSRJUREFGHEWDGMGH

MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Everytime I get one of those thoughts I end up saying "I like doo doo" out loud, so I break that thought with another infinitely cringey thing and continue the process forever.

illectrility@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What did you do?

ndr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

According to my lovely brain, most of my actions are cringe ☺️

HairHeel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

the key is to do a new cringey thing every couple years and dwell on that instead.

JoeKrogan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No, horses are terrible people

ndr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Hi, Bojack

Late_Settler@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

I'm used to seeing her make period jokes. My first read of it was that her uterus was punishing her for eternity, or until menopause.