Graveyard shift at the dicksucking factory is the worst. All the dicks have weird erections and the cum taste like fish. Glad I got an honest, union job at the new asseating factory they built pass the river.
No but one of my friends got caught by one somewhere and decided to share this wonderful shitty ultra-low-quality direct-to-garment print-on-demand shirt website to our discord.
7 Comments
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 52 pts · 2y
Graveyard shift at the dicksucking factory is the worst. All the dicks have weird erections and the cum taste like fish. Glad I got an honest, union job at the new asseating factory they built pass the river.
demonquark@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Tell me about it. I keep trying to get my coworkers to organize, but they’re all a bunch of corporate cocksuckers.
WayTooDank@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
For a moment there i thought tshirt scam bots have finally come to lemmy and I was like "nature is healing"
NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
No but one of my friends got caught by one somewhere and decided to share this wonderful shitty ultra-low-quality direct-to-garment print-on-demand shirt website to our discord.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Not even time and a half?
evidences@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No one getting time and a half just for working there graveyard shift, though there's probably a shift differential.
darcy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
oh my. this is lovely