Humanely boiled human babies 🥰

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10 Comments

that_one_guy@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 3y

It's considered bad form to just toss your babies into boiling water these days. You're supposed to split their head with a knife first. Much nicer.

CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Shining Path lobsters

ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is fucking hilarious comrade

PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Deprogram sub got a meltdown about it.

GuyDudeman@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)

This reminds me of /r/orphancrushingmachine

usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Semi-aside:

Turns out that metaphors aren't even safe from how cruel things can be, see chick macerators, the literal baby crushing machines :(

GuyDudeman@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Other aside, you can actually make that GIF show up in the comment itself with the markdown for images like this:

![](https://media1.giphy.com/media/yZjcNgKGCYfJu/giphy.gif)

Which shows as:

GuyDudeman@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Oh! Thank you!

duskfall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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