It's always the ones you suspect

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Dadifer@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I was about to come here and rant, but then I read it like 2 more times.

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 50 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Right? Don't scare me with a headline like that. Might as well have started it: Keanu Reeves, 59...

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (3 replies)

59? SHUT UP!!

He looked like he was 30 in the matrix... which was......ohhh 23 years ago

Nobody give a mirror.....

vrek@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

hands you a mirror

Yes I play a evil character, why do you ask?

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Well not today Satan!

I have a headache maybe tomorrow or Saturday

elxeno@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

bards-tale-disc

conno02@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Keanu Reeves, 59, will be 60 immediately

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 51 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Man don’t scare me like that

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 55 pts · 2y (3 replies)

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Trying to give me a heart attack

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is the last one I could find. Lol

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I swear you’re trying to kill me

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I want people to accused me of extremely appropriate behavior... 😭

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey, watch it Margot. This comment is extremely appropriate.

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

No, you're breath-taking!

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

More than appropriate with all your obvious physical disadvantages.

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I think my brains and comedy skill more than made up for them though.

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "extremely appropriate behavior" Oh... based

Numberone@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

I too had a panic

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ok but what is extremely appropriate behavior?

I'm just picturing Keanu Reeves acting like Ned Flanders but with a face of hemorrhoid passing determination.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

He spoke settlingly aptly and moved as only a being of pure properness could. Nearby cast members were accused of sexual harassment by sheer contrast.

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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bery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Tbh, it shouldn't be "for a lady" it should be "for a person" Because I feel like to say "for a lady" is to encourage people to only ever help ladies. I know that's not what it actually is but it co.es across that way to me and could also easily get misunderstood by someone. I don't mean like they actively think "oh only women deserve nice gestures" but like a more subtle, subconscious misunderstanding...

I might be looking too far into things, but I need something to kill my time lol

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

An extremely appropriate man wears an extra medium shirt.

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Keanu Reaves, star of the Matrix series and John Wick, has pie, aged 59

Agent641@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

Keanu Reeves, star of blockbuster thriller SPEED and historical documentary Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, among others, admits inappropriately touching A Minor chord on electric keyboard when the sheet music didnt call for it.

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

thats an old pie

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

thorbot@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Yeah had to read this like three times before I was placated

neptune@dmv.social · 14 pts · 2y

You had me the first two times.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Johnny Silverhand? Is that you?