Girls put their wallet in their purse. It's already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.
anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you
girl: ...
anon: probably shouldn't have said that
Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake
9 Comments
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 64 pts · 2y
Girls put their wallet in their purse. It's already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.
echodot@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 2y
It's in the zippy pocket.
No not that one the small one.
Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net · 7 pts · 2y
Phone then.
robo@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 2y
sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Hi, may I rob you? 😇
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo
Kraivo@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
girl: thank you, you saved my life
anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you
girl: ...
anon: probably shouldn't have said that
Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake
truly@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running
anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking
girl: runs faster
hperrin@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
They always say the best relationships are built on a foundation of lies.
SternburgExport@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
How to get arrested 101