Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
https://www.theonion.com/whole-foods-closes-6-more-stores-after-customer-tries-b-1850880500
https://www.theonion.com/whole-foods-closes-6-more-stores-after-customer-tries-b-1850880500
11 Comments
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 72 pts · 2y
"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
What about all the unpaid wages?
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 31 pts · 2y
That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.
grte@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.
Iwasondigg@lemmy.one · 18 pts · 2y
Nice dig at Target.
ArtificialLink@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Why does it feel like so many ppl in the comments ate the onion?
who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Whole Foods has zero asset protection, it’s the easiest store to steal from
ByteWizard@lemm.ee · -33 pts · 2y
Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
And also that crime isn't actually up, but rent is
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.