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c/funny · by tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 2y

Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire]

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Rolando@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Whats the current grounding to life sentence exchange rate?

atk007@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

So someone named "Wasn't Me" would get a sentence equal to the time Shaggy's song has been played.

kwebb990@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

30 life sentences?!

garzaza77@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

dude it's a satire article like the onion

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Ah yes, the comedy genius of... Family Circus

unoriginalsin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

On the bright side, he's suing Bill Keane's estate for trillions.