Please disperse, everything is going according to the plan

don't ask whose plan tho

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flying_monkies@kbin.social · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So, if the US provided a HIMARS cluster munition that dropped MREs and a note saying "there's more food if you surrender" they could wrap this thing up in a week to 10 days?

Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Russians cannot read. Mission failed.

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Like…LMAO…let’s run some BMPs across this field.
“Sir, the field is mined, covered by anti tank weapons, and is zeroed in with artillery.”
Bro, trust me bro it’ll work bro.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y

December 2022 February 2023 Vuhledar incident

Hubi@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

Just 10 more BMPs bro, please. It's gonna work this time. Please, just 10 more.

atlasraven31@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Even worse, we ran out of vodka!

Klear@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Oh no! How will we fuel our tanks now?!

lugal@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y

d) All of the above

thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y

I'm halfway hoping Zelensky just decides to be vengeful and launch an all-out assault to capture Russia.