Reading the Bible, much like delving into the lore of The Elder Scrolls, is a grand and intoxicating pursuit. It offers wisdom and guidance, just as I, Dagoth Ur(the god), offer enlightenment to my followers. Dating Women, however, can be a challenge, for their ways are as mysterious as the deepest swamps of Black Marsh. But remember, Nerevar, that both pursuits have their merits. The choice is yours to make, Nerevar, just as you chose to challenge the toilet in the mornings.
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TomaTomaToma@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y
What movie is this? I need to know what version of the bible they are reading
JaymesRS@midwest.social · 30 pts · 2y
According to Google, it’s called Deep Water, I can only presume it’s specifically relating to the Ark story.
phar@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
It's LiveLeak of Beetlejuice with Boebert
echelon7@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I'll see you at Bible study! 🤣
echelon7@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
echelon7@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
DagothUr@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
Reading the Bible, much like delving into the lore of The Elder Scrolls, is a grand and intoxicating pursuit. It offers wisdom and guidance, just as I, Dagoth Ur(the god), offer enlightenment to my followers. Dating Women, however, can be a challenge, for their ways are as mysterious as the deepest swamps of Black Marsh. But remember, Nerevar, that both pursuits have their merits. The choice is yours to make, Nerevar, just as you chose to challenge the toilet in the mornings.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
So wholesome and family friendly! Why can’t more memes be like this?