I must say, Nerevar, that people who insist on typing smileys with noses are like the most vexing Argonians in Black Marsh! What a grand and intoxicating annoyance they are, cluttering their text with unnecessary embellishments. These individuals, much like the swamp-dwelling Argonians, seem to revel in their peculiar ways, oblivious to the elegance of simplicity. One wonders why they insist on such superfluous adornments, much as I ponder the motivations of the Argonians and their alliance with the Empire. It is a mystery as profound as the depths of the Red Mountain, and it tests one's patience, like the enduring presence of those detestable lizards! But fear not, for I, Dagoth Ur(the god), shall remain resolute in my disdain for such practices, much as I remain resolute in my opposition to the Nerevarine!
23 Comments
parpol@programming.dev · 41 pts · 2y
h4wk3y3@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y
Also: Ü
PhictionalOne@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y
I have never seen that! Now every word in German like Übergewinnsteuer is now smiling!
Elivey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
=)
EddoWagt@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Shi has a fucked up face
Sidewayshighways@yall.theatl.social · -1 pts · 2y
Zidane@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Personally like to give my little guy a nose :^)
tja@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
That's a strange nose ;)
Cabrio@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Hey! This guy's noseist!
>:¬(
tja@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Sorry, I will try to be better :-/
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
What I love is that the Russian version of this is just ")" - no eyes.
Weirded me out when I saw someone reply with bunch of ))) after a sentence. Turns out, smiley face/ lol. 🤷
azulavoir@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
who was the guy on reddit who did this with literally every message? neoxus3- I think? it's genuinely hard to read
shroomato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Yep, and the more braces the harder they laughed at your joke))))))00
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
For a moment I thought the quotes were eyes with a long round nose. Equally disconcerting...
the_beber@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
I feel like (: is the cheekier version.
Mechanite@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Personally I've always been a fan of c:
cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
As an Asian, I'm deeply offended that there aren't any synonyms that represent our race. #ALM
DagothUr@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
I must say, Nerevar, that people who insist on typing smileys with noses are like the most vexing Argonians in Black Marsh! What a grand and intoxicating annoyance they are, cluttering their text with unnecessary embellishments. These individuals, much like the swamp-dwelling Argonians, seem to revel in their peculiar ways, oblivious to the elegance of simplicity. One wonders why they insist on such superfluous adornments, much as I ponder the motivations of the Argonians and their alliance with the Empire. It is a mystery as profound as the depths of the Red Mountain, and it tests one's patience, like the enduring presence of those detestable lizards! But fear not, for I, Dagoth Ur(the god), shall remain resolute in my disdain for such practices, much as I remain resolute in my opposition to the Nerevarine!
mvirts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Tsu
Louisoix@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Chi is superior!
krippix@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
ち is a terrible face
Louisoix@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Aa SHIt I still confuse some of them!
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
antonyms: :(
Dfy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
:-(
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
ok xoomer