Maybe I'm a goat

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13 Comments

SusheeMonster@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm the Walrus?

WhisperingEye@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Goo goo g'joob?

kamiheku@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shut the fuck up Donny!

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Hey dude, what's wrong with Walter?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The good thing about goats is that they have built in handles for when you're horny

Nika03@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's how you anger a goat buck. Y'know how bucks clash their horns? That's exactly why you don't touch them. It's fine when its pretty much at the base of the horn, don't go higher.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind next time I'm ass blasting a goat.

Unrelated: what is your sister doing later?

Nika03@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bold of you to assume I have a sister

LufyCZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

What are you doing later then?

backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I'm a Unicorn

bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Goat fucker?

Sidewayshighways@yall.theatl.social · 1 pts · 2y
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Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 2y

The throat goat?