This sounds like blasphemy, I will not entertain it (unless you have a condition that necessitates making food more accessible to you, in which case, party on dude).
How do you eat spaghetti without a knife? Do you just pray that you don't accidentally strangle your family to death with all the rogue spaghetti tentacles flying around?
I don't eat spaghetti that much, but when I do I cut that shit up 'till it's macaroni. I've also used a spoon or just a fork and managed, but with a lot of sauce that's less convenient to me.
Fork and knife/spoon - use the fork to spin and the other to cut off the pasta. This allows you to get a decent-sized mouthful without looking like these 4.
Also chopsticks. I could never but a friend I used to talk to swore by it.
I hate long noodles and will ALWAYS cut them up with a knife and eat them with a spoon. Needless to say I don't have and spaghetti at home because fuck spaghetti.
I was once taught that you can easily cut spaghetti using a cup turned on its head. It honestly works great if you don't mind the cup being a bit messy!
31 Comments
whynot@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Fork + soup spoon as Italian gods intended
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I'm sorry, but in Italy basically noone use a spoon for spinning spaghetti.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It's allowed for small children I think.
Discover5164@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
this is the way.
for confused people, you use the spoon as a base to spin onto.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Then remove the fork and eat what's sitting on the spoon
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why the spoon? Are you eating from the pot? The plate is more than enough.
hperrin@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I eat spaghetti the best way, by encasing it in sausage casings, then eating the warm spaghetti tubes with my hands, as God intended.
betamark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'll start doing this too. Thanks.
CarterDarter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Spoon.
Refuses to elaborate.
Maultasche@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
NOTHING
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 6 pts · 2y
How the fuck do you eat spaghetti with a knife?
airbussy@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y
It's like fork only but you're able to cut up the long strands
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y
This sounds like blasphemy, I will not entertain it (unless you have a condition that necessitates making food more accessible to you, in which case, party on dude).
V0lD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You.. cut it?
How do you eat spaghetti without a knife? Do you just pray that you don't accidentally strangle your family to death with all the rogue spaghetti tentacles flying around?
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
Damned if I know, but I’ve seen people do it. I always have to remind myself NOT to make a scene and tell them how stupid they look.
tweeks@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
I don't eat spaghetti that much, but when I do I cut that shit up 'till it's macaroni. I've also used a spoon or just a fork and managed, but with a lot of sauce that's less convenient to me.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Chopsticks
wholeofthemoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Slurp slurp
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
The blank stare for NOTHING is absolutely perfect.
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Nr 1. That is the way.
Nr 4 should be put out of their misery.
hitagi@ani.social · 4 pts · 2y
Fork then eventually transition to nothing.
g6d3np81@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
My first thought... "is this from the guy who draw crab comic?"
*check*
It IS from the guy who draw crab comic
grimaferve@kglitch.social · 4 pts · 2y
Fork and knife/spoon - use the fork to spin and the other to cut off the pasta. This allows you to get a decent-sized mouthful without looking like these 4.
Also chopsticks. I could never but a friend I used to talk to swore by it.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Twirl fewer pasta noodles.
I’m just imagining you trimming a spaghetti bush on your fork with gardening sheers.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
I Lady and the Tramp that shit.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Feet
FleetingTit@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
I hate long noodles and will ALWAYS cut them up with a knife and eat them with a spoon. Needless to say I don't have and spaghetti at home because fuck spaghetti.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I was once taught that you can easily cut spaghetti using a cup turned on its head. It honestly works great if you don't mind the cup being a bit messy!
FleetingTit@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
What.. how.. why would I want that instead of a knife?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
With a cup you can cut a whole plate of spaghetti into small pieces in a couple of seconds. Doing so with a knife is much harder and takes longer.
Lilac_miku@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
the girl in the nothing panel looks like shes going fricking insane