I prefer to hope the person who made this is just a crappy writer who desperately tried to find a way to make us think they were talking to a girl first and couldn't think of another way of describing rejection. (I fear that's not the reason, and that you're right, but I live in hope)
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Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 49 pts · 2y
"every girl says they don't have feelings" is such a weird way to admit you don't ever listen to any girls.
vidarh@lemmy.stad.social · 10 pts · 2y
I prefer to hope the person who made this is just a crappy writer who desperately tried to find a way to make us think they were talking to a girl first and couldn't think of another way of describing rejection. (I fear that's not the reason, and that you're right, but I live in hope)
angrystego@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or perhaps english is not their first language and they really meant "feelings for me".
angrystego@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
To overthink it properly, I now prefer the theory that it's a parody of the way nice guys write.
ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
"Don't have feelings... for you..."
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Okay that may be what they meant then.
can@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
Anyone else feel like throwing up?
wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 2y
I did but the cat part made me happy again. without that, it's awful
Mysteriarch@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 2y
On the carpet you mean?
apres_le_gris@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
"female"