[PARODY] Low Hanging Fruit

I can't poop for three days.

No, I can't tell you why, it's too spooky.

::: spoiler spoiler Because there's a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo. :::

Now watch me beat this dead horse.

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clueless_stoner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

[CHAIN]

I clicked on the link and instantly died, You know the rules and so do I.

I am now a spooky ghost.

The end.

Or is it?

clueless_stoner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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BenDover@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I watched as everyone stopped pooping and then starting dying. It's pretty damn crowded around here now with all those spoopy ghosts.

I sat and pondered the meaning of it all. Surely multiple people wouldn't just randomly stop pooping all of a sudden and then die? Dead horses or no, it was damned peculiar.

I spent the next five hours researching all that I could. It finally occurred to me what was really happening, and the clues were there all along! The main cause of...

Hold on, someone's at the door...brb...