Hands full of rule

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29 Comments

Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

Gentile with the genitals please.

But uh... you do you bud.

ShartyWaffles@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

ikantolol@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y

I'll build the stair out of penises!

tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y

The reaper hates this one simple trick!

Immortality go brrrr

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y

At least not with that attitude

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Good thing anal masturbation exists...

BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.

Nepenthe@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.

Although apparently all amputees go to hell

artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Heaven is full of boring people anyway

Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Heaven is a FISHFEST!

PupBiru@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

i… read fistfest

both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

i… read fistfest

🤜🤜🤜 🥳

Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"

anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 3y
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xc2215x@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Made me laugh.

PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 3y

But what about my mouth?

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

Heaven can wait

ayyndrew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Not if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

FULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?

anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
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joyjoy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Dirty problems require dirty solutions. Introducing the auto-jacker.

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Why not just take the elevator?

Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!