c/196 · by CreamyWeenie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3yHands full of rule 296 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 3y
Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
ShartyWaffles@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y
Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
ikantolol@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y
I'll build the stair out of penises!
tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y
The reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y
At least not with that attitude
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y
Good thing anal masturbation exists...
BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.
Nepenthe@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y
Heaven is full of boring people anyway
Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
Heaven is a FISHFEST!
PupBiru@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
i… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
🤜🤜🤜 🥳
Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y
beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 3y
xc2215x@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
Made me laugh.
PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 3y
But what about my mouth?
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
Heaven can wait
ayyndrew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Not if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
FULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
joyjoy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Dirty problems require dirty solutions. Introducing the auto-jacker.
I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Why not just take the elevator?
Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!