Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it's like when it actually happens though.
Find the Lemmy user "mizu". They've been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it's become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it's performance art
Congrats. It ain't easy (I'm assuming you had a problem and aren't quitting for fun, lol) but it does get a little easier everyday. Remember not to drop your guard, though, because that addict is just waiting for a chance to grab the wheel again!
congratz man it's really hard to get clean, everything is a trigger to smoke once you get the habit. I'm planning to quit as well but I am dreading that first week so bad, gotta get my gym membership before doing it to make it last
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Zehzin@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 3y
There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y
Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?
Chocrates@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
Oh it Already is.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3y
literal shitpost
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
I'd argue it's quite the opposite.
L3s@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
🪙
Casmael@geddit.social · 29 pts · 3y
The
giftpoop that keeps on givingkitastro@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
accuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die â˜
15liam20@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Maybe he's dead but his battery isn't.
Ral@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it's like when it actually happens though.
Omgarm@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y
I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on "lapse" you'll experience.
nrezcm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Its okay they are pros at it.
MoltenBoron@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
Holup. People track dookies?
ThaijsClan@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
Find the Lemmy user "mizu". They've been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it's become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it's performance art
cottonmon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
mizu is providing updates in a different thread lol
cashews_win@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in 'Lemmy Museum' as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Any idea how to link to a user here?
quantum_mechanic@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
/r/nopoop.
Venutianxspring@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 30 pts · 3y
/c/nopoop fixed it for you
bitcoin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
8 months no alcohol here;)
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
4 weeks no feaces
Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Congrats. It ain't easy (I'm assuming you had a problem and aren't quitting for fun, lol) but it does get a little easier everyday. Remember not to drop your guard, though, because that addict is just waiting for a chance to grab the wheel again!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
That's a huge effort!
sycamore@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?
LostRedditor@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
Congrats.
Now no poop for 4 days.
Something_Complex@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
???? 12 d 12h....
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y
Apparently they're already on 12 days..
Yoz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Wtf ! Pooping 🤮🤮
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Shitzen poopens
galacticturd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
You haven’t pooped??
0x512@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Congrats on the smoking!
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
tram1@programming.dev · 1 pts · 3y
A ciggy might help with the poo...
Mangoguana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
congratz man it's really hard to get clean, everything is a trigger to smoke once you get the habit. I'm planning to quit as well but I am dreading that first week so bad, gotta get my gym membership before doing it to make it last