If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

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I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it

This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.

if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike!

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

if my grandmother was a pillow my hand would hurt less when I slap her!

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JungleJim@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You have good weed.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

you don't even know what I'm capable of I'm completely sober

My. God.

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I... uh... yes, I guess?

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Deep.

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If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it