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c/dadjokes · by loopy@vlemmy.net · 3y

How do you stay warm in any room?

Stand in a corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

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13 Comments

Dr_Nope@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (10 replies)

Only works in very few countries. When you use Celsius you're near boiling point in the corners.

arensb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

  • 0: too cold!
  • 100: too hot!

Celsius:

  • 0: somewhat cold.
  • 100: you're dead.

Kelvin:

  • 0: you're dead.
  • 100: you're dead.
18107@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

. 0 Rankine: you're dead. . 100 Rankine: you're dead.

Afkargh@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

But you’re still not cold. So there’s that

illi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

There is no denying you will be warm though.

Ciari@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Also, corners aren't always 90°. Some rooms are uniquely shaped rather than the standard rectangle.

Dr_Nope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Also I was wondering. In the case of a circle shaped room, are there:

  • no corners?
  • infinite number of 180° corners?
  • something else?
arensb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I'd say that a circular room should be viewed as having an infinite number of 0° corners. My reasoning is: on one hand, 0°C is rather cool. Also, a circle can be approximated by an oval, and being in the Oval Office would be pretty freaking cool.

notun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Nordics: Nice.

loopy@vlemmy.net · 2 pts · 3y

😬 I was going to mention that

eltimablo@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I dunno, sounds pretty warm to me.

PenguinJuice@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

-.-

YellowGas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I'm stealing this