I remember seeing a bracket of the highest paid prem players and the lowest, I visibly remember longstaff being in the lowest end earning less than £1M per year. Now he's scoring against PSG.
God help United if they sack Ten Hag because of these results. He has to take ultimate responsibility but there's only so much he can do, both about injuries and individual mistakes.
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mufffff@alien.top · 2 pts · 2y
Farmer league
longconsilver13@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Annual Schar stunner
HeIIbIazer23@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Banger, amazing strike after getting the ball himself too, absolutely class
MDHChaos@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What is actually happening? This is unreal. What a night
Azranas@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
BEST PLAYER ALL GAME AND BEST GOAL ALL DAY FUCKING BEAUTY
A_chilles@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Genuinely seen better Championship defending
Quirky-Bookkeeper-32@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I'm not crying , your crying
Nasyboy221@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Schar used up his thunder cunt goal of the season in the UCL 😞
HazardCinema@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Hilarious how they keep cutting to Mbappe after each goal
agilezzzz@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Hes so fucking sexy man
captaincourageous316@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Holy fuck Newcastle
DeapVally@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Defenders running wild on the farmers league big boys. Love to see it.
31_whgr@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
blimey
poetryandpills@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
brexit 4 - 1 bedbugs
Leo191030@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Curious why bedbugs 😂
AngloAlbion@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Paris is apparently infested.
ThePr1d3@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
lmao you guys are aware about that
ImainHibana@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
absolute curler
PensiveinNJ@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
You lost beautifully and with great unity Paris, and that’s what really matters.
Realistic_Condition7@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
PSG frauds this year?
JaSamNejboi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Pack it up boys it’s peak
L0laccio@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
And share alike!
Hi_ilove_football5@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Lol and I got downvored when I said, when Enrique got announced that he is a fraud that got carried by Messi
owh06@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
One banger a season, classic Schar
Raaz_al_Ghul@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
WHAT A ROCKET! STRAIGHT INTO EIFFEL TOWER!
849023ie8932j@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I know there's fuck Ramos subreddit. Is there by any chance also a fuck PSG one? This should be pinned at the top.
Imbasauce@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Rocket
TheWeirdDude-247@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Psg should be used to struggling in CL, seems everyone beats them
rolla_johnson@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Wins the ball then bangs it in, what a lad
leedler@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
PSG fucked around and found out
Mbappe is catching the next plane out
sivy83@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
As much as I love seeing PSG downfall. I just know it means Mbappe in Real and it's gonna be brutal for us.
_pamela_chu_@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
That’s not the proper use of that phrase, it’s become so overused and lost all its meaning it seems
dippin20s@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
what’re you the FAFO police?
HaiForPresident@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Perez already sent his next love letter to join RM
ThePr1d3@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Well he won't swim to Paris is he
TurnItOffAndOnAgain-@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
WHAT A FUCKING HTI SON
loopy8@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
HTI indeed
ToosterReeth@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
HOWAY THE INGLISH
FifaDK@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
The combination of HIV, STD and UTI. Truly astonishing!
MDHChaos@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What is actually happening? This is unreal. What a night
Ferdinandingo@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
making that tackle into that strike is dream-like
OneCard6710@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Stadium announcer shut up quickly there
NotAnurag@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Lmao
someonehasmygamertag@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Only scored bangers
banolath@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL!!!
Mean-Ad-6246@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
PSG are done.
G1Spectrum@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
WOW NEWCASTLE
shorty1988m@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
The coached by Steve Bruce redemption arc is complete
PeanutDreams@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Saudi 4 - Qatar 1
DanFouts@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a screamer
hbhatt25@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
WTF WAS THAT
amegaproxy@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I just said "you might as well have a crack" and the fucking madlad went and did it!
hezzyskeets123@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
A FUCKING BANGER
todellagi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
God damn what a hit
G O L A motherfucking Z O
RIDGOS@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Schär’s biannual banger
LetsHuntSomeOrc@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
A patented Schar THUNDERCUNT
Unusual_Ad6533@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
A schärt
Zavehi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
PSG are absolutely dogshit. What a goal.
Bendy_McBendyThumb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
We have fucking battered them tbh
Zavehi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Oh you’ve been fantastic. PSG are also a massively overpaid disaster at the same time.
Maxdpage@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
Messi as usual ghosted.👻
Kilen13@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
Wonder how the PSG fans will blame him and Ney for this one.
duded101@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
it’s ok, they’ll whistle neymar and messi next game for not tracking back
KevinOwensGetsIt@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Why is he so good at long range shooting
jaggy_snake@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Wow what a hit!
Stonewalled89@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a finish. What a result
Slitted@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a beauty. Curler and a banger.
thatdani@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a brilliant return of the CL to Newcastle
Peak_District_hill@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
steve bruce refused to play this adonis
AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I remember seeing a bracket of the highest paid prem players and the lowest, I visibly remember longstaff being in the lowest end earning less than £1M per year. Now he's scoring against PSG.
vireshwarsidhu@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What an atmosphere too
Spikeyspandan@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Dream return to CL at home for Newcastle
thatdani@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I can't recall another time when the main cameras are being obstructed by waving flags
MorioCells@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Yearly Schar Banger right there.
leedler@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Genuinely amazing game to watch because of how absurd it feels
MrRawri@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Luis Enrique in PSG is not going so well is it
Mystery1887@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Holy fuck
Hi_ilove_football5@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Lol and I got downvored when I said, when Enrique got announced that he is a fraud that got carried by Messi
Ickx-14@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
The hell has gone on tonight
eyesindasky@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
That random bit of English in the commentary is killing me
ramtbb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Mandatory Schar yearly banger
dani184@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I came a little when that went in.
Albiceleste_D10S@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Hahahahahahaha
Nasyboy221@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Schar used up his thunder cunt goal of the season in the UCL 😞
scoopbb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
lol the closeup of luis enriques face after the goal.
oysterpirate@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
what the hell
beartigerhawk8383@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Never speak to me about PSG again. What an embarrassing performance.
SpiritedSuccess5675@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Luis Enrique is gone by December
ThePr1d3@alien.top · 2 pts · 2y
?
PSG has been playing their best football in years lol (not talking about tonight obviously)
gustavokh@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
They have 73% possession so that must mean they won the game in his eyes. He must stay there forever
_cumblast_@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Optimistic.
TheSingleMan27@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
It is still true if he's gone next week as well
FloppedYaYa@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
October
DekiTree@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Next United manager
yarkiebrown@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Please god yes
FBall4NormalPeople@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
God help United if they sack Ten Hag because of these results. He has to take ultimate responsibility but there's only so much he can do, both about injuries and individual mistakes.
Zavehi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
The defending is truly terrible
AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
Dare I say, even worse than last season?
calindu@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Sacked by the morning
TheWawa_24@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
turns out messi wasnt the problem
AlphaPot@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
As if the yearly Schar banger went to PSG in the champions league. Dreamland.
Cryptic_E@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Holy shit what a strike
FoxySaint@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a finish and the game
labbetuzz@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Newcastle are milking Ray Hudson completely dry at this point. Magisterial!
Imsosaaad@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
This timeline… wow
itistime999@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
How bad is Dortmund
etan1122@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Newcastle and Milan through?
Emu-lator@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Another Thundercunt from the world’s best striking CB! This goal will be schär-ed nonstop for months to come 🔥
VegetarianCannibal_@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Embarrassing performance by PSG.
ThatBoyConk@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Cheers PSG, y’all can leave. Mbappe you can stay
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BigDisguisedElver@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
AA/Replay
dani184@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
I came a little when that went in.
El-Hairy@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Is Newcastle officially massive now
honkballs@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Always have been
Emu-lator@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Another Thundercunt from the world’s best striking CB! This goal will be schär-ed nonstop for months to come 🔥
No-Mirror-7392@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
PSG is always the same, every single year
EMKAYVI@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
holy fuck
syed_abubaker15@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
AHAHAHAHAHA
SonGary@alien.top · 0 pts · 2y
PSG fans deserve every bit of this embarrassment for how they treated Neymar and Messi