My heart rate monitor is alerting me that I only eat four hearts per hour.

How can I better source my spoils of war?

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n0mgoose@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I recommend more hearts. Have you tried eating whole decks of cards?

HelloHotel@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

No, i dont know if that would work! Too little hearts per pack, its all bread, no meat. Try the hearts of the innocent, they are really large in comparison to say, an advrage politition. They use this method to slightly regrow theirs to avoid being labled heartless.